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Smoke a cigarette.
Find God.
Smile big.
What's your spirit animal?
Mines a hamster.
Nice ass girl.
Can you take a photograph of a stranger?
They might wink.
Or blow you a kiss.
Thanks for the kiss girl.
I think I'll get her tattooed on my leg. She's totally my type.
You should invite her over.
Paint her nails.
Bake her a cake.
Impress her.
She thinks you're cute...
Really?
No.
Hold back the tears.
Go for a walk, clear your head.
I'll be here for you baby.
But I called the police.
They're tracking your location.
Get rid of the evidence.
Tell her you love her. This is your only chance.
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