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Smoke a cigarette.

Find God.

Smile big.

What's your spirit animal?

Mines a hamster.

Nice ass girl.

Can you take a photograph of a stranger?

They might wink.

Or blow you a kiss.
Thanks for the kiss girl.
I think I'll get her tattooed on my leg. She's totally my type.


You should invite her over.

Paint her nails.

Bake her a cake.

Impress her.

She thinks you're cute...

Really?

No.

Hold back the tears.

Go for a walk, clear your head.

I'll be here for you baby.

But I called the police.

They're tracking your location.

Get rid of the evidence.

Tell her you love her. This is your only chance.
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